Matt Hoggatt’s Biography, in 125 words

Ex Army Soldier, Police Officer, grocery store cashier and food service worker. An aspiring songwriter that became an amateur songwriter, a professional songwriter, a starving songwriter and finally, an otherwise employed but occasional songwriter. Successfully penned songs that gained national attention on the topics of Canned Chili, Jimmy Buffett and NASCAR (in that order.) Owner/operator and occasional resident of a plain white van full of musician gear. Won several national song contests based on 50 percent songwriting skill and 50 percent luck. Well versed B.S artist and folk singer with a penchant for exaggeration. A skilled culinary expert with beanie-weenies and ramen noodles. Has shared the stage with numerous nationally known recording artists, has been kicked off the stage at numerous locally owned karaoke establishments.

 

Not the best I've ever tasted, but better than dirt. Actually....scratch that, probably on par with dirt. Maybe they should make a Lays "dirt" flavored potato chip and be done with it. Call it a "dirt bag" and you could pay extra to have your favorite hated person's picture on the bag. Just brainstorming. Please buy my cd ...

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Happy birthday to President Obama today.! Hey Pres....why don't you take the day off from work, get some golf in, maybe kick back with a beer in the Rose Garden and hangout with some of your Hollywood friends. You truly deserve a break for all the hard work you have done to keep us safe at home, safe overseas and thriving as an economy. I've never felt safer as a citizen. I might even walk through Chicago and Baltimore barefooted at midnight with a fist full of cash just to prove my point. Again...thank you for all you do! ...

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Prayers for Memphis PD ...

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Exactly!!! ...

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Hope everyone is enjoying a lazy dog Sunday. Not to be confused with a psycho dog Sunday which is exactly what my dogs are having. #shockcollarneeded #milkbonecrackheads ...

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